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George
the hamster was truly a literary genius. His research into the rodent history of
the world was only surpassed by his creative genius in which he compellingly
demonstrated that hamsters were there at the most important events in recorded
human history though, being so small, they often went unnoticed.
Now brought together in one volume, human history will need to be re-written from a rodent perspective - too long have humans held control of the pen of history and claimed to be pre-eminent.
In this book, read about the first hamster in space, the rodent who flew for the RAF in World War 2 and the Babylonian hamster who found himself in the same lions' den as the great Daniel.
Learn how Furatio Half-Nelson won the Battle of Copenhagen, how the Lone Hamster overcame enemies more numerous than himself in the Wild West and how the most famous rodent detective of all time, Furlock Holmes, solved the greatest of all the sunflower seed robberies of history.
This 256 page, 80,000 word book will live on in your memory, long after the translators have been committed.
Suggested minimum reading age:
Humans - 10 years
and upwards
Hamsters - not before 2 months
George wrote these stories for all ages, however, and it was never intended to be a children's book.
The price for 'The Stories of George the Hamster' is just £7 plus postage, packing and a part-contribution towards our Paypal fees (we will try not to make a profit on any of the costs associated with getting the book to you) - click on the appropriate Paypal Button to purchase your own copy today (non-UK Postal Insurance is optional and is not included in the price). Let us know if you want the book signed by the Translators and/or dedicated to anyone (such as a friend or your pet hamster) and we'll do the bizz before we send it out at no extra charge.
Alternatively, if you don't have a Paypal account (they're free to open and to use if you're just paying for goods), click on the Amazon button to be taken to the Amazon.co.uk web site where I'm selling the book via the Marketplace Seller option. Please note that the total price will be much higher due to the charges imposed upon me by the web site (for the UK, it's £8.99 plus £2.75 postage = £11.74).
The book is now available at most High Street bookshops with a Special Order (usually takes 1-3 weeks).
UK
(First Class) - total cost £8.10
EU (Airmail) - total cost £9.50
US and the rest of the world (Airmail) - total cost £10.80
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George the Hamster wallpaper - Live at the food bowl - The book cover
Book graphics - Space Hamster - Lone Hamster - Pilgrim Hamster - Mona Hamster - Celtic Cross
Book extracts - Full Contents - A Human's Introduction - Voyage to the Bottom of the Duck Pond - The Great Escape - The Rest
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The translators can be contacted at arlev@clara.net